This Week was Stupid

This whole past week was just annoying and stupid. I'm going to summarize here so hopefully I can clear the bad juju and get on with things.

The badness begins on Saturday when I get a stupid haircut. It's all uneven and weird looking, plus she didn't thin out the ends. I have really thick hair, so when you don't thin out the ends, it looks all puffy and blocky. In short, I'm suffering from triangle head.

Same Saturday: We go to a bbq, only to have Caden announce 20 minutes later that he wants to go home and then stands at the door. We fight this fight for about half an hour until it's clear nobody will have any fun. We leave.

Tuesday: Caden throws the biggest screaming tantrum I have ever seen. On the front lawn. Neighbors stop their yard work to watch.

Wednesday: Okay, so I am about 7 months pregnant, and your body does weird things when you're pregnant. You know that red dot on my forehead? I call it my bindi, or my third eye of consciousness. Not to ruin the mystique, but it's really a blood vessel close to the top of my skin. Well, another one randomly crops up right above my lip a few weeks ago. On Wednesday at noon it pops, and blood starts pouring out of my face. I have to keep a towel pressed to it or else all hell breaks loose. It keeps going and going. I go through work like this. I have to walk into Caden's school like this to pick him up. We get home and I'm trying to get all of our bags and junk through the door with one hand like this. I have to let go in order to get milk and snacks. Blood pouring into my mouth. I knock over a WHOLE CONTAINER of juice in the refrigerator. I loose it. Finally stop bleeding at 10:00 that night.

Thursday: Very nice huge red scab on my lip. And remember my stupid triangle hair?

Friday: Go to different salon to get hair fixed. Come out looking like Carol Brady circa 1978. Only puffier on top. 

See what I mean? STUPID.